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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

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questichilometrichecidividono:

laragazzachescrivevainsegreto:

I will always reblog this

brividi..

I’m afraid some people will hate me, but I really like this.

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thamdang:

My blog will make your day ;)

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disappears:

coming home from schoolimage

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typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

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africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

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fallingformagcon:

The other day, a group of girls at my school where saying how jack j is ugly. I got really upset and they were judging me when I said that I like jack j. So, help me prove a point and reblog this please.

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unamusedblogger:

whenever i post a text post on tumblr

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

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