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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

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mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

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espeonchan:

candymandie:

espeonchan:

who the fuck names their kid pepper

someone who wants to add spice to their life

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amazed:

I follow back everyone!

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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

(via liightup)

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41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

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